December 2010
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The life you live
Live your life where you love….not hate.
Live your life joyfully…not one with sorrow.
Live your life without regret…not pain.
Live your life with passion…not boredom.
(part 1 of 3)
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Puns and Jokes
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
4. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
5. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls...
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WatchIt’s soooo adorable and cute. =)
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield...
WatchThis is called a woman from inside out.
Don’t take it the wrong way and watch the whole video. It’s awesome.
ENJOY!
WatchLike what the title says… Amazing trick.
Dear blank, please blank #2
Dear College, Is having a leafless campus really more important than your students’ ability to sleep?
Sincerely, It’s 8 o’clock in the freaking morning.
Dear Blank, please blank.
I have a feeling that many of you have heard about the site dear blank, please blank.
It’s pretty halarious and a fun method of entertainment.
Here is one that I found to be quite funny….
Dear Human,
You’ll get your remote back after you get all of these coins out of my crack.
Sincerely, Your Uncomfortable Couch.